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Sunday, 15 September 2013

Noted American spoof and whimsy writer Ossurworld has managed to escape the NSA clutches once again.

NSA (No Strings Attached) had stopped him from leaking more vile tales of whimsy on American sports for several months.

Accused of excessive drollery and black humor, he had embarrassed the Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics with his revelations about not wearing any clothes.

President Obama has insisted on his prosecution, but now given a safe haven in a Chinese laundry, the notorious spoof writer has begun sending out more tales from the underside of the underpants.

Though many believe Benedict Cumberbatch should play him in the new movie version of sports humor exposed, Ossurworld will not allow a mockery of his nitwit insights with a Hollywood or BBC production.

Reports now leaking may require more than a plumber, and with the recent demolition of the Watergate Hotel, Ossurworld will take refuge in a nearby sewer.

Additional reports are expected this week.

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