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Tuesday, 10 September 2013

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Poor Sarah Palin, she just does not get it that no one really cares about her.

WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential loser Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke in the parking lot of Eskimo Eddie's Old-Fashioned Burger Hut in her hometown of Wasilla.

Palin told the crowd of 19 people that she has not abandoned the thought of one day being the president of the United States.

She said that the only reason she did not become the vice-president was because of her running mate Senator John McCain of Arizona.

The woman that Omarosa refers to as Old Reindeer Breath said that sad to say John's wife Cindy just had way too much input in her husband's speeches.

Snowballs was asked what she thought about the Arctic ice cap.

She paused for a moment, took a bite out of her salmon and jelly sandwich and said that she thinks it's a bad idea.

The crowd expressed some puzzlement.

"Ya know what I mean to say is if we do not put a stop to this Arctic ice cap and I mean real soon, then the whole damn friggin thing is liable to slip to the north and end up in Missouri by the fall of 2016.

Many in the crowd started mumbling and getting in their cars leaving Sarah "The Tundra Troll" Palin standing in the cold with her salmon and jelly sandwich.

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