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Wednesday, 4 September 2013

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Fiorello LaGuardia

According to a report from barely-a-news-source The New York Post, legendary NYC mayor Fiorello LaGuardia spent some of his workday taking Brownie-camera shots of his junk, and parcel-posted same to aides for whom he felt amorous.

"I guess (mayoral "candidate" Anthony) Weiner isn't the first guy to point a lens at his dink," said an anonymous potential voter.

LaGuardia (1882 - 1947) was Mayor of New York for three terms from 1934 to 1945 as a Republican. Previously he had been elected to Congress in 1916 and 1918, and again from 1922 through 1930. Irascible, energetic, and charismatic, he craved publicity and is acclaimed as one of the three or four greatest mayors in American history.

"Why is it that I now know what not one but TWO mayors' DICKS look like," shouted voter Harriet Rosensnatch. "Although I gotta say Anthony is packing some heat."

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