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Wednesday, 4 September 2013

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President Obama talking with Dennis Rodman about the 2013-2014 NBA season.

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman has reportedly landed in Pyongyang, North Korea where he will be the personal guest of his close friend North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy has reported that Mr. Rodman returned at the emphatic request of Kim Jong Un.

A Rice Paddy reporter said that Lindsay Lohan was to have accompanied the former NBA basketball player but she changed her mind at the last minute after she heard that Kim Jong Un had shot one of his ex-girlfriend's.

Rodman has said that he is going to try his best to get the North Korean leader and President Obama talking to each other.

At the present time inside sources say that Kim Jong Un has blocked President Obama's red hot line number.

President Obama has responded by blocking Kim Jong Un's number so, so much for any type of communication via the telephone system.

SIDENOTE: Dennis Rodman told Fitzwater Ribicoff with American Spotlight Magazine that he is going to try his best to at least get the two leaders to start texting each other.

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