Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced West Palm Beach Republican Representative Mark Folie-a-Deux are to lodge an official complaint following new evidence that their hapless client, currently detoxifying in an Arizona desert rehab - may have been the target of the controversial warrantless wiretap order signed by George W Bush which monitors international phone calls and e-mails involving people the government suspects of having links to terrorism.
Today's news follows excruciatingly embarrasing revelations that Folie-a-Deux has been diagnosed by rehab shrinks as suffering from a chemically-induced psychosis characterised by the 'sharing of delusional ideas by two people who are closely associated'.
The identity of his delusional partner has yet to be confirmed but the US media is laying even money on Karl Rove and then going 5/4 2ndFav Jeff Gannon and 6/4 (with a run) Dov Zakheim from the Pentagon's official 9/11 disinformation unit.
Until official confirmation of the identity of Folie-a-Deux's delusional partner is formally confirmed, an NSA news blackout is being imposed on all internet search engines where any attempt to link up his name with that of Rove, Gannon and Zakheim is vigorously countered by cyberspace garbage trojans designed to send electric shocks into the keyboards of web browsers digging too deeply into the dark corridors of White House power struggles.
Meanwhile back in Capitol Hill the House of Representatives Ethics Committee has back-pedalled furiously from its holier-than-thou attitude to the latest revelations following earlier claims that Folie-a-Deux's predatory online activities were an open secret for the last ten years after routine CIA intelligence sharing exercises with Mossad, MI6, Russian security/intelligence agencies and France's Canard Enchainee.
And the official Professional Association of White House Pages has reacted angrily to suggestions that its members - some as young as sixteen years old - had been chosen for their Capitol Hill internee positions by interviewers high up in Folie-a-Deux's personal e-mail contact book who had specific instructions to look for rent-boy material when dispensing employment largesse.
The full scale of the warrantless Presidential wire-tap order has never been disclosed but caused an almighty rumpus when it was first revealed that George Bush had bypassed the American Constitution and all its Amendments that guarantee the highest probity of conduct by aq United States President by allowing hand-picked Bonesmen in the National Security Agency to snoop on political rivals and NATO official top brass who still hold classified details of his seminal career as a KGB hitman and Mafia-style mobster.
The netting of Folie-a-Deux has taken some of the lustre from the program's success rate and may just bounce back hard in the forthcoming November elections.