BOSTON - State Police working in conjunction with local law enforcement officers have just reported finding seven members of a Taliban cell living at The Crabby Crab Estates Trailer Park in Boston.
State Agent-In-Charge Latimer Waterball, 43, informed the media that all of the seven operatives were captured without incident.
He noted that they looked like your typical Boston residents and were able to escape being noticed simply because they blended in extremely well with their neighbors.
One neighbor identified as JoJo Pellacanti, 59, told the news media that three of the seven always wore Boston Red Sox jerseys, caps, and windbreakers.
Two of the seven usually dressed in New England Patriots gear including one who wore a Patriots football helmet whenever he mowed the lawn.
Another always dressed in the colors of the Boston Celtics including shorts, headband and sweat socks with the leprechaun logo.
And the seventh Taliban member sported a Boston Bruins jersey and usually carried around an official Boston Bruins hockey stick.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: State Police were reportedly tipped off by an alert FedEx driver who said that the trailer house had a very strong camel smell to it.]