On July 23, members of a Boise, ID neighbourhood were shocked to find a man on their roof with his pants down having sex with a brick chimney. The local police were contacted and the man was arrested and charged for indecent exposure and trespassing.
"I came home from my weekly grocery shopping to find the man straddling the chimney that was releasing dark smoke from our wood stove." said homeowner Rita Ronald. "He looked like he was having fun but we just couldn't allow such behaviour with so many children around."
After the man was in police custody for a few days, the man had found he developed a case of genital herpes. It was around this time that local media questioned the man and his motives.
"Well, I was just walking down the street when the chimney's sexy red bricks and spewing black wispy smoke enticed me." he replied, "I never dreamed I would be arrested for loving a piece of a house so much."
"But when I noticed that I had contracted herpes, I fell out of love." he gasped, "Just how many men has that chimney been with? I am not interested in dating a whore."
The chimney has yet to be available for questioning however the homeowner was more stoic, saying, "We love our home and we love our chimney. We treated the chimney as a princess when it was first built and one day it started acting like those teenage girls on the TV. We were just trying to be good american homeowners."