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Wednesday, 28 August 2013

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A photo of the double pepperoni pizza that Mrs. Obama is alleged to have eaten.

DETROIT - Michelle Obama who is noted for preaching that school kids need to eat a nutritious meal and stop eating junk food was photographed at an elementary school in Detroit - eating a double pepperoni pizza.

The news media had been told before hand that they were not to take any photographs of Mrs. Obama eating anything other than what is acceptable nutrition wise.

But apparently a reporter with GOPicky Magazine identified as Tabitha Tula Wishywater either simply forgot or else she did it on purpose.

Taking into consideration that Ms. Wishywater is a card-carrying member of The Tea Bag Party, the odds are that she did it on purpose.

Secret Service agents quickly moved in and one of them confiscated the rogue reporter's camera.

Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine stated that as the agents took away her camera, Wishywater let out a scream and yelled out that she is an American.

Petaluma said that he does not like her and he yelled out, "Hey Wishy, all of us are American's you dumb assed bitch."

One of the Secret Service agents told Petaluma that there was no need for that kind of talk. The agent smiled and then gave Sinclair a high five.

SIDENOTE: There are no photographs of the first lady eating the double pepperoni pizza. And the Secret Service has stated that if any happen to appear anywhere on the Internet the person posting them will be caught and arrested.

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