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Saturday, 24 August 2013

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WASHINGTON, D. C.--FOX News sent a number of their best-known anchors and talk show hosts--Brit Hume, Bill O'Reilly, Steve Douche, Gretchen Carlson, Bret Baier, and Ann Coulter, among others--to cover the 50th anniversary of the historic March on Washington today, at which Martin Luther King delivered his famous "I Have a Dream" speech.

The FOX News talking heads were seen sipping martinis and snacking on appetizers at a posh restaurant in Washington, discussing welfare queens and creeping socialism under "Herr Obama," as Coulter called the President.

At one point, Gretchen Carlson, who needed her water refilled, motioned to MSNBC anchor Melissa Harris-Perry, who had just walked into the same restaurant, to ask, "Waitress, can you refill my water?"

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