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Thursday, 22 August 2013

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WASHINGTON, DC - In a stunning admission, the National Security Agency unlawfully gathered thousands of tons of garbage from Americans as part of a now-revised collection method, according to a 2012 secret court opinion.

The 3,287-page opinion, released by U.S. intelligence officials today states that the spy agency has been collecting as many as 56,000 tons of "wholly domestic" refuse every week.

In a strongly worded opinion, a federal judge expressed shock and amazement at what he saw as a pattern of misleading statements by the government and opined that the NSA probably violated a criminal law against spying on Americans.

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