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Tuesday, 20 August 2013

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WASHINGTON, DC - ***BREAKING NEWS*** The Obama's new dog, Sunny, issued his own "release" today, taking a giant dump on the floor of the Oval Office.

Barack Obama tweeted the following:

Check it out: #SunnyTakesDump Welcome to the family, Sunny. Thanks for the gift!

Fox News estimated that the cleanup of Sunny's "accident" cost taxpayers $1,437,376. OSHA and EPA were also called in to survey the damage and monitor environmental conditions and to check for further contamination caused by the dogs and occupants.

The Obamas plan to auction the remains of the mess on eBay, with proceeds going to Hillary Clinton's bid for the presidency in 2016 and 2020.

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