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Wednesday, 21 August 2013

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The Who's Pete Townshend shown gambling at The Pair of Dice Gambling Casino.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is having to intervene into a situation that has just arisen with the Republic of China.

National Focus Magazine reports that a tribe of South Dakota Sioux who run the Pair of Dice Gambling Resort Casino located just outside of Bismarck, North Dakota, have been approached by a group of Chinese investors about buying the casino.

Durango Tucker with NFM stated that it seems that the investors want to purchase at least one and perhaps a second gambling casino that is owned by the Lakota Sioux tribe.

A spokesperson for the tribe, identified as Bobby Milk Cow, stated that the group of Chinese investors have offered them 2.3 times the official value of the casino.

Mr. Milk Cow has stated that the tribe elders are seriously considering the offer because they'd like to take the money and move to Manhattan.

SIDENOTE: President Obama is not a happy camper and he has replied that the Pair of Dice Gambling Resort Casino is not for sale and he added that NONE of the Native-American owned gambling casinos are for sale.

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