WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to maximise control of gouvernment, feel more European and minimise Amerika, the Obama administration is proposing reorganising his cupboard.
Obama lead Barrister, Grant Moorhead, announced today that King Obama would like to reorganise his cupboard.
In a press post, Mr. Moorhead, outlined Mr. Obama's proposed manoevre to combine the department of defence and the department of labour into the department of labour and/or defence. "King Obama has analysed the situation and has determined that defense is naught that important."
Mr. Obama also apologised to Health and Human Services Secretary, Kathleen Sebelius, whose department will now be called The Peoples Department of Colour.