Written by Moose
Rating:
Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: IQ, food stamps

Monday, 12 August 2013

image for USDA To Implement IQ Test For Food Stamp Participants

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Department of Agriculture announced today that it will begin testing participants in the Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) program, commonly known as "Food Stamps".

USDA Spokesperson, Juwanna Jahb, said that "After watching the movie, 'Idiocracy', she had an epiphany that it might not be good policy to encourage the illiterate to attempt to live beyond their means, producing offspring that will invariably need federal assistance when they reach puberty and begin having their own offspring."

The new test will require recipients of federal EBT benefits to have an IQ of at least 173 in order to qualify for federal aid.

Make Moose's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 3?

5 2 7 3
46 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more