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Sunday, 11 August 2013

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NEW YORK, NY - Shortly after being named "Power Player of the Week" by Fox News's Mike Wallace, Mike Tyson announced that he will be jumping into the New York City Mayoral Race.

Asked about Anthony Weiner's trials and tribulations, Mr. Tyson stated that "he would beat Weiner all day and all night, if necessary. I would even take a bite out of him, if that's what it takes to beat Weiner:.

On Fox News Sunday, Chris Wallace sat down with a person who is "an unusual" power player of the week. Heavyweight champion and controversial figure Mike Tyson opened up to Wallace about his sucthesses and his thruggles.

Mike Tyson appeared today on Mike Wallace's show, Fox News Sunday. He is now a drug-free vegan and would make a perfect NYC Mayor, Tyson said, "Finanthially, I thuck. But thpiritually and emothionally I couldn't be bettah. If I was to die today, I be overpaid in life."

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