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Sunday, 11 August 2013

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The KKK during one of their annual "Dress

Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent.

"Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of us, but there is a problem", the clearly disappointed head Klansman explained. "It's those photographs that are all over the internet of him wearing nothing but a loincloth. I know he's in show business an it was a different time, but we just can't be associated with that sort of thing. After all, we have a reputation to maintain."

The Grand Dragon concluded by saying that he hopes there are no hard feelings and that he and his fellow Klansmen will honor the guitar playing, gun toting, hate spouting Nugnet by yelling out " It's Wango Tango Time!", before engaging in any nefarious nocturnal activities.

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