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Sunday, 11 August 2013

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Boris Todesky

SINGAPORE - A bizarre chain of events after Hurricane Vamei resulted in the arrest of two white Russian zombies and one Afro-Bahamian prostitute.

Following the devastation of the Singapore Coast by Hurricane Vamei, the President of Russia, Vladamir Putitin, sent a letter to Singapore President Tony Tan Keng Yamitin promising support for the Singapore people in their relief effort in the wake of Hurricane Vamei. Russia dispatched two undead to assist.

Sergei Cherkov and Boris Todesky were arrested after authorities spotted them at the hurricane-devastated Singapore Zoo, hurling rare pink squirrels at a couple having sex on the beach. Anita Johnson of Nassau, was also arrested for prostitution after a sting operation was foiled because of Sergei's and Boris's activities.

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