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Thursday, 8 August 2013

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MOSCOW - Barack Obama's decision to cancel a planned meeting with Vladimir Putin was met with harsh words from the Russian President.

"We are disappointed by the U.S. administration's decision to cancel the visit of President Obama to Moscow planned in early September," Putin's foreign policy aide, Yuri Ushakov, told reporters.

"Barack Obama can go f*ck himself", Putin added.

President Obama responded "Putin is a Gawd-Damned f*cking p*ssy, who can suck my big black c*ck while kissing my big black ass".

Yesterday, Vice President Biden tried to calm the sh*t over the f*cking remarks, by inviting Putin to his house for dinner.

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