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Wednesday, 7 August 2013

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President Obama has issued a Presidential Directive regarding Anthony Weiner.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has stated that President Obama is sick and tired of all of this vulgar publicity concerning Anthony Weiner and his private doohickey.

The president speaking to the White House press corps said that this circus mumbo jumbo has gone on long enough and everyday he gets text messages and phone calls from some of the world's leaders asking about the latest in the Weinergate Scandal.

President Obama tells them that if they really want to know the latest to tune in to CNN, TMZ, or contact Larry King.

He has repeatedly stated that he is much too busy with other problems such as the drone situation, the food stamp predicament in Beverly Hills, the Major League Baseball PED crisis, and the fact that Sarah "Snowballs" Palin is back at FOX News.

President Obama has issued a Presidential Directive which mandates that Anthony Weiner stop talking about his Internet exploits.

The president has assigned a team of six United States marshals to monitor the situation and if Mr. Weiner fails to comply with the Presidential Directive, he will be arrested and could end up being deported.

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