Under pressure to provide an enjoyable vacation to Walt Disney World for his new wife and stepchildren, Ronnie Combs from Huntsville, AL, was overheard complaining on the third and final day of the vacation.
While waiting in line at the Haunted House ride, Combs started talking to himself. "We're spending money like I'd just won the damn lottery", he muttered. "I've spent almost $100 on bottled water this week. And that Character Breakfast with Snow White was $40 a head. She sat down for maybe 3 minutes with the kids. Then they want to charge me $5 each for the pictures. How many gift shops have we been to anyway? Jesus, this place is killing me. My first divorce was cheaper."
Every married man with kids within earshot could be seen slowly nodding along with Combs as he broke down in tears. Disney staff immediately removed Combs and replaced him with a life-like replica for the ride.