Gus Adams, recently hired at the new Assisted Living facility in Arlen, TX, has expressed concern that the job may not suit him.
Adams, who works the night shift as a security officer, says that he is forced to listen to loud sexual encounters among the residents on a regular basis. Adams says, "They can get really loud, especially when neither one has their hearing aid turned on."
On more than one occasion, Adams has had to break up co-ed "shower parties" and supply clothing to naked residents walking room to room "just looking for a good time".
As the only male employee at the facility during most nights, Adams has been propositioned by nearly every female resident. On a recent night, he reluctantly agreed to judge a "Best Looking Butt in a Diaper" competition in the dining hall.