NEW YORK, NY - Mayoral Candidate Anthony's Weiner has issued a press release stating "I am sick and tired of working for a dick bigger than me." He added "I will be seeking out a man who is a much smaller dick than Weiner, such as Dick Cheney, Dick Butkus or Dick Smothers."
Anthony's Weiner has been through tumultuous times lately, with new revelations about Anthony's obsession with his wiener coming out almost every day. "It has gotten to the point that I can't even get it up in the morning".
Anthony's Weiner was elated when the first full-frontal pictures were released, showing it's massive size, but the continuing stories and pictures have confirmed that Anthony is indeed a bigger dick than his weiner.