MANHATTAN - Anthony Weiner says that he feels like he has been run through the ringer.
Speaking with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine, the man who wants to be the next mayor of New York City said that all of the late night talk show jokes are finally starting to get to him.
He said that the first 3,000 or so jokes were okay, but now the jokes are becoming more and more nasty, vulgar, and extremely graphic.
Weiner say that he has even heard some Weiner jokes in other languages including Spanish, Greek, Cambodian, Yiddish, and even two in the Shoshoni Indian dialect.
He told Miss Bamboo that people are starting to FedEx him hot dogs, salami sausages, and even weiners-on-a-stick.
He remarked that just yesterday, as he was driving in Bedford-Stuyvesant, he looked up and saw a billboard with his likeness with the caption: Do you want this Weiner to be the mayor of New York City?
SIDENOTE: Donald Trump, who has met with Weiner on several occasions, says that (Tony) is feeling very dejected and depressed. He revealed that Weiner confessed to him that he is seriously thinking of just saying the heck with it and moving to some remote part of Africa where they don't have Internet, radios, televisions, or Paula Deen cookbooks.