NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that Edward Snowden has suddenly become one of the most popular non-Russian individuals in the entire country of Russia.
Snowden, who is the star of the notorious NSA Scandal, spoke with a reporter with the Vodkavich National News Agency and stated that he has really enjoyed his stay in the former Soviet Union.
He pointed out that Russian women are very pretty and they smile and wink at him as if he was a famous celebrity like Rob Pattinson, Zac Efron, or Justin Bieber.
He did say that he has missed some of the American fast food restaurants and recently had lunch at a McDonaldsovich where he had a Big Macovich.
Edward is learning the Russian language through an Internet course. He has just learned that the Russian government likes him so much that they have decided to change the name of Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport to The Comrade Edward Snowden Commemorative Airport.
SIDENOTE: Snowden told Vodkavich that he is dating a girl he met at The Nikita Khrushchev Lounge in Moscow. Her name is Kaluga Puskingrad and she does not have any tattoos or body piercings.