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Thursday, 1 August 2013

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Edward Snowden is very happy that he will be staying in Russia. (Photo provided by Maksim Chmerkovskiy).

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has learned that NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has been granted Russian asylum.

The computer info leaker was all smiles according to Russia's national news agency Vodkavich which noted that Snowden is positively delighted at the generosity of the Russian government.

Vodkavich is reporting that Snowden is taking an Internet course on how to speak Russian. So far he has learned how to say "Hi," "Bye," "Please pass me the Russian Dressing," and "Bartender another Vodka Collins."

Snowden has met with high ranking Russian government officials and the word from the Kremlin is that he has been offered and accepted a position as the government's Director of Computers.

SIDENOTE: Snowden is alleged to have shown a Russian cabinet member over 1,250 documents on Anthony Weiner alone.

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