CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency which is based in the Windy City has just confirmed that Anthony Weiner jokes have just broke the United States record for sheer number of jokes.
ADGA spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox stated that not only did weiner jokes surpass every other type of joke in existence, they did it with a bang.
Buckleybox revealed that the number of weiner jokes is higher than the combined total of Polish jokes, Ethiopian jokes, George Bush jokes, Sarah Palin jokes, and blonde jokes.
Tahiti Zeppelin with The Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres News Agency reported that she contacted Anthony Weiner to get his opinion but he said that he was much too busy running for New York City mayor to talk about weiner jokes.
He added that right now his number one concern is to make sure that his wife Mrs. Weiner (Huma Abedin) does not decide to leave him high and dry so to speak.
Weiner did say that after he is elected mayor of New York City he will be glad to talk about weiner jokes, gay jokes, racist jokes, or any other type of jokes the media wants to bring up.
Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres resides in Van Nuys in a home she purchased from Zooey Deschanel, who purchased it from Zsa Zsa Gabor, who purchased it from Zasu Pitts.