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Tuesday, 30 July 2013

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A very tired Mrs. Chiffon P. Scamperscott relaxing while her husband is at the dentist's office.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Medications has announced that they will be acting to stem the tide on any more lawsuits due to government issued Viagra pills.

A spokesperson for the UDDM stated that the initial lawsuit, was filed by a Mrs. Chiffon P. Scamperscott, 61, of Terre Haute, Indiana.

Mrs. Scamperscott, who is an unemployed bank president, stated that her husband Buford Willie Scamperscott, 73, has been taking Viagra pills for four years.

She pointed out that the old son-of-a-gun has picked up his bedroom activity by leaps and bounds.

Mrs. Scamperscott asked the government to manufacture the pills in pink. She explained that her husband is a homophobe and if he sees a pink pill he will refuse to take it simply because it is pink and according to Buford Willie pink is one of the 4 primary feminine colors.

She said that the government is supposedly in the process of making the change but since she has not received a response she has gone ahead and hired the highly reputable Brooklyn law firm of FitzWater, Straydiddle, & Goldenbocker who have filed a $9.2 million lawsuit.

SIDENOTE: American Spotlight Magazine reports that since Mrs. Scamperscott's lawsuit, a total of 22 more women have come forward and filed Viagra lawsuits of their own.

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