NY, NY, - In a yet another blow to the Weiner campaign and household, Anthony Weiner's own dog of 10 years has left him.
Citing irreparable damage to his own reputation and love for wiener dogs, Frank the Chase Beagle has was last seen with a doctor specializing in species change operations, to see about the feasibility of becoming a cat. Frank later texted to the Spoof and we quote here, "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx". Which we were later told was the best he could do without opposable thumbs.
"He is really distraught at the moment", said Dr Von Braunsweiger, "I think he is over-reacting to want to become a cat, so I steered him towards looking at a simple name change maybe finding a new home on the west coast."