HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that substantiates the belief that we can implant false memories into mice. This could have far-reaching implications in terms of men and how fondly they think back to their younger days.
"Let's face it," said Stanley Jacobs, science instructor and mice cage cleaner-outer, "most men haven't had wild sexual encounters like they wish they'd had.
"This way, they'll be able to recall wild, crazy nights that they've never had--and they won't know the difference."
These fake memories won't come without a price, however. But most of the guys eating by themselves in the dining commons agreed that they'd pay whatever it takes.