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Saturday, 27 July 2013

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A close up of Donald Trump's infamous "Hairdo From Hell."

MANHATTAN - The producer and host of Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump has said that he would like to have the infamous NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden appear as a contestant on his hit NBC show.

Trump, being a billionaire (thanks to daddy), knows full well that if and when Snowden sets foot on American soil he will be arrested quicker than Kirstie Alley can devour a Girl Scout cookie.

But he has explained that he has the best lawyers that money can buy and he will see to it that Edward Snowden does not serve even one hour in jail.

Trump has made it known on many occasions that he is more powerful than even the president of the United States.

Which makes one wonder if the man noted for having the Hairdo From Hell is so damn powerful then why hasn't he had a top notch hair stylist do something about that ugly-looking yellow possum that occupies the top of his head?

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