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Saturday, 27 July 2013

RABBIT HOLE, WI - Wascally Wabbit, Bugs Bunny says Jessica Wabbit wubbed Weiner Wong Way. In a full-release of new sexts, The Dirty Wabbit exposed Anthony Weiner's latest sexts to animated bombshell, Jessica Wabbit:

Jessica Wabbit: You don't know how hawd it is being a woman wooking the way I do.

Anthony Weiner: You don't know how hawd I am being a man wooking at a woman wooking the way you do.

Jessica Wabbit: I'm not bad.
I'm just dwawn that way.

Anthony Weiner: You're not going to bwackmail me, are you?

Jessica Wabbit: If I wanted to bwackmail you, I'd wait until you run as a Democwat for Pwesident...

By Elmer Fudd, Chief Investigative Weporter, The Dirty Wabbit:

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