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Friday, 26 July 2013

NEW YORK, NY - New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has fallen behind Carlos Danger in his bid for pubic office. Meanwhile, new poll data indicates that voters prefer the new candidate, Carlos Danger.

Before the latest graphic Wiener pictures, Weiner had been on top of most poles, where he prefers to be. But a new FoxNews poll showed he is now behind Carlos Danger in the crowded Democrat field.

Carlos Danger responded angrily, insisting "I am not comfortable with Weiner behind me!"

"New York City Democrats were willing to give Weiner a second chance, a third chance and a fourth chance, but are reluctant to give him a fifth chance," director Ben Dover said.

Still, Democrat voters are roughly evenly split on whether Weiner should pull out prematurely or power through and give all he's got to shoot for the top spot.

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