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Wednesday, 24 July 2013

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Rep. Steve King, who recently said of Latinos covered by the "Dream" provision of immigration reform, "For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there that weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert," was seen limping around Washington fitted with a special set of crutches that allow him to move around the capital with his foot in his mouth.

Said King's spokesman, David Ray Duke, "Since the Congressman's foot is now pretty much in his mouth all the time, we thought we'd try to put together a contraption that allows Rep. King to comfortably walk, talk, and do the people's business at the same time."

John Boehner, amazed that still another member of the GOP House has insulted large numbers of Latinos by calling them drug mules, only shook his head and mumbled, under his breath, "What an ass!"

Politico reports that King's staff is trying to put together some assistive technology that would allow the outspoken congressman to both do the people's business and talk out of his ass at the same time.

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