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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

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The first photo of Kate and William's brand new baby. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

NEW YORK CITY - Well now that Kate Middleton has finally had her baby she will have a new name bestowed on her that of Mommy.

The royal baby weighed a whopping 8 pounds 6 ounces. Reports are that the Duchess of Cambridge's screams could be heard throughout the hospital.

Prince William said that he told his wife that his grandmother, AKA Queen Elizabeth had expressed to her beforehand that she was forbidden from yelling out too loud.

Kate reportedly told a nurse "Lizzy needs to mind her own business and not worry about my vocal cords."

The baby's great-grandfather Prince Philip was asked how he felt about having a great grandson. The Duke of Edinburg smiled and replied "Great."

Meanwhile the baby's grandfather Prince Charles said that the baby looks a little like Simon Cowell.

Charles was asked by the news media if he has heard what the couple may be naming the baby.

He smiled and said that he has no idea but he personally is leaning towards Heathcliff, Covington, José, or his favorite Charlie.

In A Related Story. Prince William is asking the public to please not send anymore newborn diapers to Buckingham Palace as they already have about 18,000 boxes.

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