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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

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A photo of the spaceship that landed in Gary Busey's backyard in 2001.

LOS ANGELES - Gary Busey has said that he is not as dumb as people think but he is as smart as people don't know.

The man that Donald Trump called a highly intelligent BS artist of the first magnitude has an IQ of 173.

Busey is so gifted mentally that he can count from 1 to 100 in just 2.7 seconds.

He has the inert ability to look at a woman's feet and guess her bra cup size.

Gary said that as a little boy of eight, he was helping his cousin Teodore D. Nordling, III, with his college homework.

Busey recently appeared with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their talk show The Viagra View. He mentioned that he is up for the part of Lord Baltimore in the off-Broadway play, Has Anyone Seen My Orioles?

He told Regis that he is a fan of space travel and believes that the Big Dipper and the planet Pluto are related by the fact that both contain great deposits of raw Styrofoam.

Gary revealed to Philbin that back in 2001, a spaceship landed in his backyard. He said that he told the authorities about it but they never showed up to investigate.

He says that he now wants to sell the authentic spaceship. Busey pointed out that of course there is no way to figure out the Blue Book value but he is willing to negotiate with the buyer for a fair price.

SIDENOTE: Gary stressed that the spaceship is not exactly in mint condition but it is positively authentic down to the Martian-made dual exhausts.

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