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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

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The queen of England has offered Paula Deen her own cooking show on the BBC.

SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England.

Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and she can just imagine how horrible she must be feeling about having used the "N" word.

The queen has reportedly expressed a bit of confusion since she recently saw the Quentin Tarantino movie Django Unchained and the folks in the film used the word 110 times.

Queen Elizabeth wonders why Mr. Tarantino, a white individual, can get away with writing the word 110 times while Ms. Deen catches virtual hell for saying that she used the word 30 years ago.

She also noted that rap artists and hip hop artists use that word dozens of times in some of their songs.

The queen informed Ms. Deen that she wants her to host her very own cooking show on the BBC.

She pointed out that she has always been a fan of the fantastic Southern dishes that the platinum-haired 66-year-old cooks up.

SIDENOTE: Queen Elizabeth stated that she especially wants Ms. Deen to teach her how to make her famous Cornbread Acres Estates Cornbread.

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