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Sunday, 21 July 2013

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The president is considering renting out Air Force One for 24-hour periods.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has been advised by a group of his advisers to consider leasing out Air Force One as a means of bringing in some much needed revenue.

Vice-President Joe Biden who met with the advisers noted that 90 percent of the time Air Force One is just sitting idly on the runway tarmac at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland.

He informed the president that he has personally spoken with several members of the Kardashian family including Mama Kris, Kim, Khloe, and Bruce Jenner about possibly leasing the United States plane to the Kardashian family on a 24-hour basis.

The vice-president has also had inquiries from other well-known individuals about renting Air Force One.

Some of the individuals include LeBron James, Simon Cowell, Taylor Swift, and even Republican mouthpiece Ann "Trigger" Coulter.

SIDENOTE: President Obama has been advised that if Kanye West is to be a passenger on Air Force One he will have to pay a $75,000 security deposit against any damage done to the contents of the aircraft.

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