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Sunday, 21 July 2013

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Governor Brewer says she feels like Sheriff Arpaio has kicked her in the crotch. (Photo taken by Paco Peso).

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - In what the news media is calling one of the biggest example of backstabbing in recent history, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has told close friends that he wants to become the next governor of Arizona.

When asked by American Spotlight Magazine's Fitzwater Ribicoff what his BFF Governor Jan Brewer thought about his desire, he grinned and said, "Well with all due respect the old biddy is not a happy camper, in fact she threw a fit and told me that she is unfriending me on her Facebook account.

According to ASM the 81-year-old lawman, who proclaims himself to be the toughest sheriff in America, says that he truly feels that he can do a lot more for the citizens of Arizona than Governor Brewer has done.

He pointed out that the border fence is basically a joke as he has personally witnessed six-year-olds climb it and cross over to the American side in about 18 seconds.

Meanwhile Governor Brewer has said that she is really surprised at her former BFF Joey Arpaio who has never missed an opportunity to tell her what a great job she is doing, how well-respected she is, and how at 68, she could easily pass for a 64-year-old.

The governor has made it quite clear that if Pinky thinks he is just going to waltz right in and take over the governor's position then she has a 3,000 acre rainbow trout filled lake outside of Nogales she wants to sell him.

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