WASILLA, Alaska - Since her political career has pretty much evaporated just like an Arizona summer shower, perhaps old "Snowflake" Palin should consider going into standup comedy or better yet secretarial work.
The woman who never met a geographical question she could correctly answer has just reported to the FBI that two days ago she received an email with a suspicous white powder on it.
An FBI agent contacted her on her cell phone and asked her if the email had a regular U.S. postage stamp on it or if it was a foreign postage stamp.
The Loose Moose thought for a moment and replied that she thinks it was a U.S. postage stamp because it had a picture of Barbara Walters on it.
The FBI spokespeson asked her if she had been hitting the sauce.
Palin replied "Well ya know I did use a little bit of salsa picante on my mooseburger but gosh darnit that hot stuff makes my tummy act like I just swallowed a family of pissed off scorpions."