Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Sunday, 14 July 2013

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President Obama says he has it made in the shade. (Photo taken by Heidi Klum).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated on several occasions that he has the hardest job in the world.

He said that it is harder than being an Oregon Lumberjack, a Massachusetts grape stomper, and even a West Virginia coal miner.

He pointed out that lumberjacks, grape stompers, and coal miners have to answer to two or three individuals, but the president of the United States has to answer to millions and millions of individuals.

President Obama was recently asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight what he thinks about the fact that his approval rating has fallen to 44 percent.

The president smiled and replied that it is really no big deal. He took a bite from his broccoli and alfalfa sandwich and said that he never pays attention to polls.

He then pointed out that if his approval rating has in fact fallen down to 44 percent then he will simply deal with it by re-adjusting his give a damn attitude down to 45 percent.

SIDENOTE: President Obama commented to Pico de Gallo that he is in his second term and cannot run again, so there is no way that anyone can hurt him.

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