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Friday, 12 July 2013

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Palin says she would not trade her 2008 pickup truck for a 2013 Mercedez-Benz

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is thrilled that she has just been given a job at FOX News.

She told GOPicky Magazine that she feels that she like the FOX Netowrk slogan is fair and balanced.

She smiled and said "Well ya know maybe at times I ain't really fair, and gosh darnit I have been told on many occasions that I'm not really balanced either but what the hell, a job is a job."

She was asked by Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky how she thinks she will get along with the new kid on the block Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

"Snowballs" Palin grinned and said that since Lizzy is a dyed-in-the-wool, hardcore Republican like her both will get along as good as Kelly Ripa and Michael Strayhan on Live With Kelly and Michael.

Sarah made it a point to tell Soursuckle that she will be bringing her 2008 pickup truck, which is her pride and joy, from her spacious home in Wasilla to her luxurious apartment in Manhattan.

The Moose Mama said that she has 11 decals of reindeer that she has shot in the past two years on the passenger side of her truck.

She then noted that the driver's side has more decals including 19 moose, 16 caribou, 9 elk, and a milk cow that accidentally got in her line of fire when she was shooting at a moose last March.

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