CRANBERRY, Pennsylvania - The 2012 contestant who represented the state of Pennsylvania in The Miss USA Beauty Pageant, Sheena Monnin has just had the surprise of her fake smile life.
Miss Monnin [Pronounced MOAN-IN] has been ordered by a judge to pay Donald Trump the sum of $5 million for saying that he has no business being in the beauty pageant business because of his horrific Hairdo From Hell.
Donald Trump owns 99.7 percent of the rights to the Miss USA pageant.
He recently told Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine that every single contestant has always been extremely gracious to him and treated him with the utmost respect; respect which Trump says he deserves and demands.
Miss Monnin, who has a history of having a bad attitude, also remarked that having Donald Trump being involved in a beauty contest is like having Paris Hilton involved in a debate on the effects of the Equatorial equinox on the mating habits of the Rain Forest's Brazilian Nut-Gathering Viper Snake.
Miss Dupree said that she spoke to the lawyer for the former Miss Pennsylvania, Bobby Foonballon of Biloxi, Mississippi, and he stated that Miss Monnin is totally bewildered and distraught at the judge's decree and she plans to either protest the decision or else flee to Bolivia and hide out in some remote village up in the Andes Mountains.
SIDENOTE: Donald Trump has stated that he expects Miss Monnin to pay the full amount and he says that he will use her as example of what happens when a semi-attractive young, smart-mouthed female thinks she can badmouth the world's most charming billionaire.