WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama says that she cannot believe how one little comment can get taken out of context and spread throughout the airwaves like a Turkish tsunami.
The nation's first lady spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine in the White House's Abraham Lincoln Log Study.
She remarked that when she said that residing in the grandest home in the entire nation, the White House, is like living in a prison she did not mean to show any disrespect.
As the two women walked around the most elegant home in America the first lady explained that she by no means meant to compare the First House to Sing Sing Prison, Leavenworth Prison, or even Folsom Prison.
She noted that those prisons are horrible correctional facilities filled with all kinds of gang members dressed in tacky as hell orange jumpsuits.
Mrs. Obama also stressed that just about every maximum security prison has that rancid used handcuff smell and the walls are filled with all kinds of nasty, vulgar, and misspelled graffiti in at least a dozen languages.
The president's wife remarked that she is grateful to get to raise her two girls Malia and Sasha in an environment where their biggest problem is choosing which of the 27 different types of desserts to have for dinner.
In A Related Story. Mrs. Obama said that Sarah Palin of all people called her up the other day and asked if she could bring her youngest daughter Piper to visit the White House. Mrs. Obama, who cannot stand the woman she calls the Moose Mama, told her to call up Governor Jan Brewer and see about visiting the Arizona desert instead.