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Thursday, 4 July 2013

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FOX News spokesperson Wally "Dimples" Kimsinetti explaining why he wants Eddie Snowden to join FOX.

NEW YORK CITY - Executives at FOX News have just issued a job offer to NSA leaker Edward Snowden.

A spokesperson for the news network, Wally "Dimples" Kimsinetti, 31, told the news media that in the eyes of the guys at the "Fair and Impartial" network there is no one more qualified to be the director of computer technicians that Eddie Snowden.

Mr. Kimsinetti noted that to show the corporate's fair side they are willing to go out on a giant sequoia limb and give Snowden a chance to redeem himself.

They have offered to pay him $2.1 million a year, which will come in handy since he will certainly be racking up some humongous attorney fees.

In A Related Story - FOX News anchorwoman Megyn Kelly, 42, has denied that she will be naming her baby, Microphone. She said that she thinks the mean-spirited rumor was probably started by Bill "The Pill" O'Reilly a big practical joker who has asked her out at least 53 times.

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