NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump, the multi-billionaire who prides himself as being known as The Birther Baron, has just stated that he wants to see Paula Deen's birth certificate.
When asked by a reporter with The Right Coast Revue why, the funky-hairdoed one grinned and simply said "Because I am Donald Trump, that's why."
The reporter, Ashburn Wasabi did not hesitate to tell Mr. Trump that his answer in itself was not a valid enough reason.
The Trumpster could not believe what Mr. Wasabi had just said. Donnie Boy, as President Obama calls him, turned as pink as his tie.
He then told Wasabi that he basically owns New York City and no one, not even Vice-President Joe Biden, nor Oprah Winfrey, nor Bruno Tonioli is going to get away with talking to him like that.
"Too late Bubba." Wasabi replied. He then remarked that Trump just wants to jump on the anti-Paula Deen bandwagon so he can get his name back in the news since his little show Celebrity Apprentice has gone off the air.
Trump wasted no time. He immediately called security to escort Mr. Wasabi out of the building. But the Right Coast Revue reporter beat Trump and his security goons to the punch as he sneaked out of Trump Towers using a service elevator.