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Topics: Paris Hilton, moon

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

It's been awhile since we have heard from Paris Hilton and last weekend she reappeared with startling news. Hilton hotels will be the first Hotel on the moon...yes the moon.

When asked about this news she replied "Yes bit-h, the moon is hot! There's no gravity, which is always hot. My dad gave me control of the company and I had to take us in a new erection. I mean, direction. We are going to conquer outer space!"

Yes Ms. Hilton, that is hot.

Details will be forth coming on exactly how to get there, how much rooms will cost and triple-A discounts.

Numerous celebrities have already jumped on and reserved rooms. This list includes: President Obama who stated that he would be "the first President and black on the moon, nig-as" Paulie Shore, Tom Cruise, Jay-z, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Maya Angelo, 2Pac, Osama Bin Laden, Lindsay Lohan, OctoMom, Hilary Clinton etc...

Passport and Visa requirements will be released at a later date. As will the jokes, hopefully...

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