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Saturday, 29 June 2013

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Edna Snowden

Washington, DC-- NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden has thought of the perfect way to hide his whereabouts from the US government. The bespectacled 30 year-old man is now an attractive young woman, courtesy of a quick sex-change operation in Hong Kong. He/She is now hiding in plain sight in Washington DC.

Edward Snowden got the idea to change sexes by watching an old movie called 'Some Like It Hot'. The comedy classic starred Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis as musicians who witnessed a mob murder in Chicago. The two had to hide their identities to save their lives by dressing as ladies.

Edward Snowden thought it was a great idea, and soon Edna Snowden was born. After the sex-change in Hong Kong, Edna boarded a flight back to Washington DC. She is now working at a Starbucks, just steps away from NSA headquarters.

"I plan to get my old job back at the NSA." said Edna. "The people who work their are evil, but thankfully, they aren't the brightest people in the world." said the sultry brunette.

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