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Tuesday, 25 June 2013

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Monica says that she is well qualified to be a White House tour guide. (Photo courtesy of Bill Clinton).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - If there is one thing that Monica Lewinsky is not it's shy. The nation's most infamous White House intern has reportedly asked President Obama if he can hire her to be a White House tour guide.

She stressed to the president that she knows more about the White House than just about everyone with the two exceptions of himself and his stunningly gorgeous wife Michelle.

Monica just recently published her third book on the 1995 White House Scandal. The book is titled I Missed Being The First Lady By Just That Much.

Lewinsky said that the book is selling very well especially in Washington D.C. and Baltimore.

The book is a follow up to her 2012 book My Pretty Blue Dress - The Monica Lewinsky Story.

The president asked Miss Lewinsky if she had any references. She replied that she didn't but remarked that she has a roommate named Leona Prudence Gufflechevski who can vouch for the fact that she has hardly gone out with any men during the past two months.

SIDENOTE: President Obama told Miss Lewinsky that at the moment they have all the White House Tour Guides they need. He suggested that she go to Hollywood and try to get a job working as a secretary.

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