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Wednesday, 26 June 2013

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Loribelle Tantaletti was disqualifed as the wet T-shirt winner because she likes to get it on with females.

YUMA, Arizona - The 19th Annual Arizona Wet T-Shirt Contest was held in Yuma and this year's overwhelming winner was Loribelle Tantaletti of Flagstaff.

But Tantaletti's victory was short lived as Governor Jan Brewer soon learned from an unnamed source that she is actually a practicing lesbian.

When she was asked by contest organizers if she was in fact of the lesbionic persuasion Miss Tantaletti angrily asked what the hell it mattered if she was a lesbianite, straight, or a even a member of Sarah Palin's now pretty much defunct Tea Bag Party.

She was told that Wet T-Shirt Contest rules strictly state that the state contest is not open to females who are physically, sexually, emotionally, mentally, or geographically attracted to other females.

After Tantaletti was shown the contest manual she handed the winning trophy over to contest officials. She asked if she had to also return the $400 cash prize.

She was informed that the Arizona Wet T-Shirt Contest Committee had agreed to have her return $375 and she could keep $25, as a gesture of goodwill.

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