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Wednesday, 19 June 2013

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AT 65 he really should be "Terminated"!

Arny Schwarzenegger, 65, has decided to "Terminate" for the last time hoping the public will forgive him for his broom cupboard misdemeanours, the fact that he's an OAP and wears more make up than Marilyn Manson!

His latest blockbusting "termination" is about to be filmed after Arny completed a severe fitness programme pushing his zimmerframe up and down the Austrian mountains dressed in lederhosen and nothing else.

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star Austrian celeb reporter, Engelbert
Adolf-Buggerkrusher, interviewed Arny while he descended a serpentine mountain pass in his luxury zimmerframe and here are Arny's reasons for "terminating" again;

"Ich have no reason to stop terminating just because I am 65, in fact after shooting zis film Ich vil run for president of Lichtenstein zey need my muscles and money, tax free!"

Film lovers cannot wait to see the ex-governor of California make an "arsch" of himself and hope zis vil be the last "Termination" because Bruce Villis is seriously thinking of taking over ze role...Apfel Strudel to everyone! L.R.J

Es war einmal... (2 photos)

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